... unless, of course, their name is Phillip Brownlee of the Wichita Eagle, who is seen here as one of the two back-up dancers in this Brownback Girl video. The other (honest) is editorial cartoonist Richard Crowson. The two collaborated on the video and script.
"As I mentioned to you when you were here, I think that to be worth a viewer's time, an editorial page video needs to be funny or kick ass," Brownlee reports. Mission accomplished.
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