'Weapons-grade heels'
on the last frontier ...

Photo by Mark Lester, ADN

Do yourself a favor and go read this Anchorage Daily News feature, from today's front page up in the Great White North:

TALKEETNA -- "All you are is a piece of meat to these women," bachelor No. 30 claims in the Talkeetna Bachelor Society's Male Order Catalog.

This is not a complaint.

Where else but the Talkeetna Bachelor Auction could you get a room stuffed with women -- from grandmas in sweatshirts to babes in glove-tight gowns and weapons-grade heels -- going nuclear over some hip-gyrating guy missing his shirt, pants and a front tooth?

–Howard Weaver